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I Make Good Life Choices!

Things created while drunk. Because I make good life choices.
Apr 23 '14

I seem to have caught my fourth plague of the year. WTF body? Can we chillax with the horrible illnesses?

There is no breathing through my nose. This is a thing that is not happening. A few days ago it was happening and I didn’t respect how awesome it was so my body took it away from me. I miss it. I’d like to breathe through my nose again. It makes sleeping much easier and people don’t give me such weird looks on the subway.

I also vented on Facebook about the fact that I wanted to take NyQuil and sleep the drugged sleep of sickness, and my neighbors are standing outside on the street SCREAMING at each other because they’re such good friends that their friendship can only be expressed in loud volumes and in the outdoors. We all must share their friendship. The friendship where they scream about sports and ladies and being bros. And one of them laughs like a diabolical cartoon villain. I’m pretty sure he makes babies cry.

ANYWAY, I had the audacity to vent my frustration on Facebook so one of my coworkers smugly asked me. “Don’t you live in New York? This is what New York is like.”

Thank you coworker. I’d like to kindly invite you to fuck yourself. There is typical NYC noise, and then there is just rudeness. Having six people stand in a semi circle and scream at each other for hours, is rude. And different neighborhoods have different noise expectations. If I lived in the East Village, I’d expect loud foolish noises at all hours. I live on a side street with one way traffic and nothing but apartments nearby. There’s no excuse for a ruckus.

So once again I am disgruntled. I am full of dis grunt.

Apr 23 '14

(Source: sandandglass)

Apr 23 '14
Johnny Cash - God's Gonna Cut You Down (The Legend Of Johnny Cash)

Johnny Cash | God’s Gonna Cut You Down

(Source: elevenhurricanes)

Apr 23 '14

il-tenore-regina:

shakeshack:

Artist Nathan Pyle's gif guide to NYC street etiquette is handy for any city. Take it to the streets!

I WANT TO IMPLANT THIS IN THE BRAINS OF EVERY FUCKING NYC TOURIST AND NEWCOMER. 

Apr 23 '14

lizinprogress:

Emma Thompson warmly thanking her husband while accepting the Empire best actress award (x)

True love.

(Source: damethompson)

Apr 23 '14

-teesa-:

3.6.14

Aasif Mandvi interviews Fox Business commentator, Todd Wilemon.

Apr 22 '14

lettersfromtitan:

Well then.

(Source: waltzy)

Apr 22 '14

Glee 5.17 Opening Night

Reactions under the cut. Don’t want to spoil the West Coasters!

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Apr 22 '14
felicitygs:


exequalistmako:


thegoddamazon:




#but everything changed when the fire nation got fabulous




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This is now offically sixteen million times better than when I first saw it. Time to reblog.

felicitygs:

exequalistmako:

thegoddamazon:

#but everything changed when the fire nation got fabulousimage

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This is now offically sixteen million times better than when I first saw it. Time to reblog.

Apr 22 '14

TEEN WOOF by Madeline Hrybyk

(watch it. i’m serious)

(Source: lonewolfed)

Apr 22 '14

mazerun:

Will Poulter and Dylan O’Brien when asked about running for the movie

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Apr 21 '14

"Just how smart are you?" "What? I read."

(Source: scottiles)