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I Make Good Life Choices!

Things created while drunk. Because I make good life choices.
Sep 2 '14

YOU GUYS I WAS SO CONFUSED. I forgot it was Tuesday. I thought Teen Wolf just released a lot of promo scenes or something. But its not promo scenes. Its the whole episode.

Oops. I spoiled myself for ugly white boy tears. I can only imagine he lost a game on the xbox and it was an emotional moment for him.

I’ll now be avoiding tumblr.

Sep 2 '14

underthe-eclipse:

smiles-sunsets-and-sarcasm:

That awful moment when you learn that this wasn’t scripted. That Will Smith’s character was actually supposed to brush off the whole thing, but Will’s father actually had left him when he was younger and he just fell apart on the set and the hug at the end was from one actor to another, not one character to another…

Always reblog.

Sep 1 '14

Anonymous asked:

Re: your "rule about naked people" -- How about people who take nude photos of themselves not be stupid and use storage devices that can be hacked, like cloud storage (or take any risks close to that)? Just HOW much personal responsibility does your generation need to shed before you get it through your thick skulls that it only costs $20 for a decent external hard drive these days? :|

raspberriesandcolfer:

fishingboatproceeds:

"The lock on your diary wasn’t very good, so it’s your fault I read your diary."

More like “the lock on your diary wasn’t very good, so it’s your fault that I read your diary and then posted it online for everyone else to read, too.”

Sep 1 '14

Just when you thought a cat intensely chasing a laser pointer couldn’t get anymore engrossing, along comes an adorable toddler trying to help the cat get that pesky red dot. Prepare for the implosion of the entire Internet.

….

The human caretaker of the cat and child posted video of the encounter to YouTube. “His name is Phineas (2.5 years), the Cat is Muon (about 1 year),” the poster explained. “Phin had never seen the pointer before, and neither had Muon….My child and cat are on the same wavelength.”

(Source: jezebel.com)

Sep 1 '14
Sep 1 '14

jessymetal:

c-cassandra:

my hair and i have a very complicated relationship </3

THE HAIR DRYER ONE IS ME AND THAT IS WHY I DON’T BLOW DRY MY HAIR

Sep 1 '14

nihileigh:

When we live in a world where you can access free content of naked consenting women in less than 5 seconds, why are people still invading the privacy of non-consenting women for nudes?

Hint: It has something to do with people feeling entitled to making any woman their personal porn, even if it violates or humiliates her in the process.

Sep 1 '14
Sep 1 '14

surfshoggoth:

damncommunists:

ocelhira:

i dont get offended at white people jokes even though im white because: 

  1. i can recognize white people as a whole have systemically oppressed POC in america, which is where i live 
  2. most people when they make white people jokes only mean the shitty white people and i am not a shitty white person 
  3. im not a pissbaby

my white friends that have reblogged this give me life

4. Sometimes I am a shitty white person and the jokes remind me to FUCKIN STOP

Aug 31 '14

Eaddy Mays as Victoria Argent, answering the question “how do you feel about the new characters this season?”

Aug 31 '14

choosechoice:

Children’s gender roles as imposed on adults. Very ,very, very well done.

Aug 31 '14
imakegoodlifechoices:

Adult Swim pizza party. 5 pizzas. Room at capacity with every seat filled and people standing against the walls. 

But I hear if we don’t get pizza we get an extra hour in the ball pit!

I won The Hunger Games. I got pizza.

imakegoodlifechoices:

Adult Swim pizza party. 5 pizzas. Room at capacity with every seat filled and people standing against the walls.

But I hear if we don’t get pizza we get an extra hour in the ball pit!

I won The Hunger Games.

I got pizza.

Aug 31 '14

Just a heads up, I’m avoiding all Glee spoilers so I’ll continue being silent on the Glee front until it starts airing again. Wheeee.

Aug 31 '14

Léo Caillard and Alexis Persani's “Street Stone” Gives Louvre's Classical Sculpture Some Hip Threads

Artist on Tumblr, Behance, Facebook

"As if they didn’t already have the perfect physique… now the Louvre’s classical sculptures have flawless style as well. French photographer Léo Caillard teamed up with digital mastermind Alexis Persani to give these ancient sculptures a sartorial update with their “Street Stone Series.”

Caillard photographed the statues in the buff and then used his friends as models for the flannels, cuff jeans, and Ray Bans that the statues would wear. Persani then combined them to create a startlingly natural-looking series. Suddenly the way they lounge, look off into the distance and sport those flamboyant moustaches looks all too calculated. Then again, since the now-monochrome statues were originally brightly painted, maybe the images aren’t that far off base after all.

(Source: asylum-art)

Aug 31 '14
Melanie Martinez - Toxic (originally by Britney Spears)

accio-happin3ss:

notyrqueer:

bakefestatspliffanys:

lilfairyboy:

ofgeography:

infinitelyeverlark:

001. Toxic | Melanie Martinez

I took a sip from a devil’s cup
Slowly
It’s taking over me 

HOLY CRAP

I want to do so much witchcraft to this 

when the chorus hits tho

I listen to this like 5 times every time it comes up on my dash.

So I guess I have to reblog.

This is some American Horror Story shit