I find it interesting that the same coworkers who LOVED Robin Thicke’s “Blurred Lines” are totally appalled by Nicki Minaj’s “Anaconda.” They just kept clucking about how she was objectifying herself, and its obviously all about product placement, and did she get butt implants?! They’re totally horrified.
But “Blurred Lines” was hilarious and awesome and they’d play it on repeat despite my asking them not to.
It’s time to flush your stereotypes down the drain.
Congratulations, gamer girls—you’re officially at the top of the food chain when it comes to games. A new study released by the Entertainment Software Association has revealed that adult women now occupy the largest demographic in the gaming industry. Women over 18 made up a whopping 36 percent of the gaming population, followed by adult men at 35 percent.
Goodbye followers who cannot stand my love of Teen Wolf AND my love of Goldschlagger. I understand your absence. Go be happy on other blogs. Blogs with an alcohol content lower than mine. I regret nothing. Stiles is a delight. I want to braid Lydia’s hair. Everything is wonderful. Tomorrow will be awful but tonight is amazing.
remember this show where this one dude had to guess what is he smelling and he put his nose into someones asshole and went “smells like ass” and the commentator went “correct” and this dude did the funniest expression ever. wheres that gif
I don’t have strong opinions about this week’s Teen Wolf. I drank a bunch of Goldshlager which was awesome. I’m aware that they did horrible smoke effects which probably made everyone miserable. And at least one night exterior shot with a rain machine which is AWFUL, but I mostly found myself paying attention to ridiculous background actors with swat gear and personal cameras and found myself thinking “why? This makes no sense.” And Chris Argent who is very handsome and gruff and finally has hair again, captured a beautiful flower which is obviously some super secret awesome wolfs bane and is possibly evil again for no good reason. This show is silly. I need more alcohol.
I can’t turn the part of my brain off that analyses camera angles. Chris Argent stoically stepped over a dolly track which is kind of hilarious in real life but worked in tv land and I can’t help but notice the dolly tracking shot. Never watch tv with me. I’m miserable. I point this crap out and ruin it for everyone.
Did you see Stiles and Malia? They are delightful. I am filled with delight. And mama McCall. I love her. Why isn’t she in all the fan fiction? She’s amazing. And Papa Stiliniski, he should also be in all the fan fic. He’s awesome.
And Lydia didn’t even cry this week! Isn’t that awesome? I mean she didn’t really have any personal agency but at least she wasn’t a screaming crying victim this week. Remember when she did awesome stuff like solve all the math problems and give no fucks? I miss that Lydia. Now the writers seem to remember her as a convenient plot device. But this week she was mostly not a plot device. At least not a sobbing plot device. Progress?
I have to wake up at 4:30am and go do exteriors in the woods. I make poor life choices. Why couldn’t I be an accountant?
I’m going to DragonCon!
The End! PS: I drank a lot of Goldschlagger tonight. Please excuse my ridiculousness.
The problem with working in tv is instead of thinking “oh how dramatic! They’re running in the rain at night!” I think, “oh god, that sucked to film. Over night exteriors with a rain machine. THATS THE WORST.”
I’m super excited for Teen Wolf airing at 7pm today. I wish this happened every week. Because 10pm on a Monday? I’ll never get to watch it live. My alarm is set for 4:30am tomorrow. But 7pm? I can do that.
This is also your reminder to blacklist teen wolf if you hate it. I’ll tag it with teen wolf, teen wolf spoilers (until Tuesday), and teen wolf live blog. Happy Teen Wolf Sunday!
I love it when male coworkers comment on how frequently I’ve been going to the restroom recently.
Hm, do you have any theories as to why a woman might disappear to the restroom every 3 hours or so with her purse in hand? And this annoying behavior happens for like a WEEK each month. So, any theories as to why I’ve been going to the restroom, male coworker? Go ahead and think about it. I’ll wait.